Spend any amount of time on social media — especially Elon Musk’s X platform — of late and it’s more than likely that you were exposed to the ugly rumors circulating about former President Barack Obama, his wife Michelle, and Jennifer Aniston.

The former First Couple made it clear they are still very much in love … or very committed to needlessly lying about their relationship status!

“Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama,” the former president wrote, shadily. “You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace—and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life’s adventures with you. Love you!”