Burger sliders are not to be trusted. Sure, they look all delicious and cute and dainty, but before you know it, one two-bite slider has turned into multiple and you're starting to get dizzy as ...

And the same rule goes for burgers, whether they be skinny smash burgers, handcrafted versions made with fancy wagyu, or cute sheet pan sliders prepped at home. For what is a basic beef patty ...