Taxidermied mounts don't have to be deer heads, of course -- in fact ... it's not entirely nutty for them to look askance at the carcass on your wall. Rest assured that taxidermy is sanitary ...

The only problem with that is my brother’s bedroom. He had a mounted deer head on the wall. According to my brother, the deer head was sent by God to watch over me. If I was bad, the deer would ...