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Man arrested in connection with armed robbery that prompted lockdown at a high school in Harnett Co.
ERWIN, N.C. (WTVD) -- A man was arrested after police said he was involved in an armed robbery at a convenience store on Wednesday in Harnett County. Police said around 1:18 p.m., a person robbed ...
Sky 5 flew over the business where police were investigating. Triton High School had a staggered dismissal on Wednesday afternoon and canceled its after-school activities due to its proximity to ...
Once the mascot is decided, the school then is tasked with creating ... While the regular King Triton has the lower body of a fish, the mascot is allowed to have legs so the student portraying ...
Triton has been a model of consistency ... and I think that was a turning point for us.” Seniors Branden King, Dylan Fey and Javen Jackson have led the Jimmies. King has elevated his game ...
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