He’s aware that racing around public parks on a one-wheeled electric skateboard — while picking up trash using a samurai sword — is bizarre. But look, he says, he’s helping the environment.

In November 2020, he was arrested for beating his husband after his partner refused to give him a keychain with a laser pointer ... and stabbed him with a Samurai sword, a police report states.

The sword was pulled from the attic decades ago, but a recent ceremonial cleaning revealed it was a priceless heirloom from the 12th century.