I’m talking about the zip on a man’s chest, by the way, in case you were picturing something else. In the last few weeks, quarter-zip ... a full-length one aka a hoodie like a normal adult.

"But these are special Belichick hoodies because they have the quarter-zip. But, don't worry, we'll be sending a couple of these down to UNC. We're expecting you to be wearing this Week 1 next ...