THESE ARE CALLED SKINKS. AND WE’RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT THEIR DIET TODAY. YEAH ... I FEEL LIKE WE’RE HITTING ALL CORNERS OF THE THE FOOD PYRAMID. YEP. EXACTLY. AND THEN ON TOP WE DUSTED ...

Although I initially suggested Rumbledethumps - a dish no one had heard of, despite its mention in Good Food magazine - I eventually opted for a traditional Scottish meal of Cullen skink and Neeps ...