The answer to this conundrum is surely more authentic Welsh fairy porn. For starters, they would surely not be fairies at all, but perhaps ellyllon or tylwyth teg or whatever.

These Welsh castles were built for royalty, and now you can visit them for a fairy-tale vacation. Now that you've got the background, it's time to go and see all these spectacular castles for ...

and Claire Fayers's Welsh Fairy Tales, Myths and Legends, selling very well. "It's fantasy with strong characterisation and it's done properly - people are loving it. "For example, everyone has ...

These Welsh castles were built for royalty, and now you can visit them for a fairy-tale vacation. Sometimes called the "Land of Castles" and "Castle Capital of the World," Wales once had about 600 ...