Long Distance Clara is always on time and never late and will be driving from east to west with her fledgling business. She told WalesOnCraic: “Nothing’s too far away, load after load. I shift the ...

Men will learn how to swill utensils before loading and where to best place items so that they are washed the first time round. Course director, Irene Grumble told WalesOnCraic: “I know my husband ...

A woman from Trebanog has expressed her disappointment at not getting a Valentine’s Day card after telling her husband not to get her a Valentine’s Day card. Ethel Undergunt told her husband not get ...

Tina Grumble had previously told her husband not to open a new loaf of bread until the last one had been finished ...

Newly-installed US President Donald Trump has announced that he wants to build a casino in the south Wales village of Bedlinog. The new casino will replace the now-defunct Betty’s Bingo that currently ...

Government officials have also ordered that Wales take the Kennett and Avon Canal by force. Following a boisterous meeting in Cardiff Bay, a government official told WalesOnCraic: “We’re taking a leaf ...

Officials at the Welsh Government have warned that anyone not pronouncing the word saucepan as ‘sospan’ will be immediately given a leaflet, politely asking them to leave the country. A spokesman for ...

The Met Office has issued a ‘danger to wheelie bin’ warning as Storm Eowyn makes landfall in the UK. Wheelie bins across the country are at risk of being toppled and unsecured garden furniture is also ...

A dickhead neighbour has set his alarm for 6 am on Sunday mornings so he can use his power tools to wake everyone up. Reggie Scrote says that he likes to wake everyone up on Sunday mornings because it ...

A woman from Aberdare has filed for divorce after her husband ignored repeated warnings not to open a new loaf of bread until they’d finished the old one. Tina Grumble had repeatedly told husband Tim ...