TEARS can be a relief or an embarrassment - they can spring from happiness, pain or grief, or just be the result of chopping some onions. Without them, our eyes wouldn't work normally. Our tears ...

Geoffrey Wansell, 55, is married to Jan, 53, a teacher. They have two children, Dan, 20, and Molly, 17. He lives in London and Dorset. Is nothing sacred? Can we not at least be left alone to make ...