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You better give that silly goose this fun cat-shaped pizza cutter and this Lego-inspired tissue box holder or it's probably ...

Over on the original Glumdark site there are a host of random roll tables that generate sadistic and twisted (handwritten) goodies each time you refresh the page. There's everything from Peculiar ...