When Andros Townsend scored at Manchester United in front of Cristiano Ronaldo three seasons ago, he brought a new kind of goal celebration to the Premier League.

Ultimately football is supposed to be fun. And as minor as it may seem, solemnly tutting at or punishing a player for lightly mocking someone in celebration of a goal, chips away at that.

A city famous for its twin-spire cathedral, Lukas Podolski kebab house and bizarre love of Tony Woodcock - they don't do things by halves when it comes to football. This month they will bring out ...